DD, Track, Burn, or take to the beach: High Horsepower Station Wagon Edition

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08/04/2016 at 18:33 • Filed to: None

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So good people of Oppositelock I present you with 4 station wagons with high horsepower to choose which you would daily drive, track, burn, or take to the beach.

1st up is the SRT8 Dodge Magnum.

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2nd is the Mercedes AMG E63 Wagon.

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3rd is the Cadillac CTS-V wagon.

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Last is the HSV Clubsport R8 LSA Tourer.

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DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 18:34

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Burn the HSV before the Feds crush it

Track the CTS V Wagon

Daily the Magum

Take the E63 to the beach


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 18:37

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Burn magnum

DD HSV

track caddy

Beach merc. Whales belong on the beach,


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 18:37

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DD the CTS

Track the HSV

Burn the Chrysler 300

Take the lovely Merc to the beach.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 18:37

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DD the Benz

Track the CTS

Burn the Magnum

Beach the SS/G8


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 18:42

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Burn: Magnum. The only one I’ve actually driven (the RT, but close enough). Horrible interior, mostly a fast but boring cruiser otherwise.

Track: HSV. Probably the rawest of them, and the steering wheel will be on the wrong side for daily driving/beach.

DD: Mercedes

Beach: Cadillac. People won’t mistake it for a taxi, which they absolutely will with the Merc.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > duurtlang
08/04/2016 at 18:48

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You are a smart man. Smart enough to be a Peugeot owner ;) Hope you get your CTi sorted soon!


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 18:49

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Burn the Dodge.

Track the CTS-V

Merc is the daily.

HSV to the Beach.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 18:55

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Daily HSV

Track CTS-V

Beach Magnum

Burn E63


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Amoore100
08/04/2016 at 18:57

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Thanks! And I hope so too!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 19:01

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Benz - I think it’d be most like a regular car day-to-day.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 19:10

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DD: CTS-V con Manuel

Track: the Aussie

Burn: the 25-year rule

Beach: Magnum, I guess


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 19:14

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The only one that I have particularly strong feelings about is the Magnum.

Burn that damn thing to the ground.

The only other one I even have an interest in driving is the Merc. Mainly because it’s the most, well, plain looking. (God that Caddy is ugly. Almost Panamera ugly).

We don’t have Holdens officially in the US, so no position will be taken there.

#WheresMyBuickRoadmaster


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 19:23

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DD: Merc

Track: HSV

Burn: Magnum

Take to Beach: CTS-V


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 19:27

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DD: The Benz, I’ve got a thing for German cars

Track: HSV Clubsport, feds can’t crush it if you don’t put it on the roads

Beach: CTS-V, I imagine there are some nice coast roads that the Cadillac would be fun on

Burn: Magnum, Three words: Chrysler build quality


Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > interstate366, now In The Industry
08/04/2016 at 19:31

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What about the AMG? Parting gift your Doug?

Agreed with burning the 25 year rule.


Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/04/2016 at 19:32

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The Roadmaster is with the Impala SS.


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 19:52

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Huh. It looks like you can take the Dodge to the beach:

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Good for them.


Kinja'd!!! e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 20:04

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DD the CTS-V

Track the Holden so I don’t need to register it, thus avoiding the car crushing.

burn the Magnum

take the merc to the beach.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > LongbowMkII
08/04/2016 at 22:28

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This is my list exactly


Kinja'd!!! TDogg > AfromanGTO
08/04/2016 at 23:53

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DD: Magnum

Track: CTS-V

Burn: Merc

Beach: Holden


Kinja'd!!! MuchWagon > AfromanGTO
08/05/2016 at 00:01

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Burn the Magnum

Track the Mercedes and jam it into a wall.

DD the Caddy

I guess take the Holden to the beach? Is this slang?


Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > MuchWagon
08/05/2016 at 00:52

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I was actually being literal. I was thinking like a modern woody wagon to bring surfboards and people to the beach. But I suppose it can be slang. As long as it is dirty and kinky, but none of that fifty shade mommy porn crap.


Kinja'd!!! MuchWagon > AfromanGTO
08/05/2016 at 06:08

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Then I would definitely DD the Holden but I would take the Caddy to the beach. Repeatedly.